Parent Fail 506 - Baby for Sale

Mornings are ALWAYS hectic in this house. Even if I get up at 5:00 am, which almost never happens. I end up yelling at people, cursing, and rushing around like a contestant on a horrible 80s game show. (Super Market Dash...eeek) Things are a bit more intense since the birth of my 2nd child, Caisley (Yeah I using their names now). When I say more intense I need you to understand the severity of that statement. We're talking choosing the final showcase on the Price Is Right intense. Stakes are high, emotions are higher, time is limited...you get the picture.

Parent Fail 504 - The Day that Science Died

Remember Parent Fail 502, my son's antisocial episode, complete with growling and creepy stalkerish stare down. Well that happened the day before this...

Parent Fail 502 - The Snowflake Fleece

It was chilly that Sunday morning and I recommended to my oldest child, Colver, that wearing a jacket was "advisable", and by "advisable" I mean non-negotiable. I even made adhering to this edict easy by selecting a fashionable and venue appropriate fleece pullover, compete with a masculine snowflake print! ...Colver cringed.