Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Parent Fail 516 - The Vagina Dialogue


Bedtime is one of my favorite times of the day. Almost every night Colver and I snuggle up for some one on one time and talk. Topics range from thinking up silly names to call Daddy (I know, that's how bullies are made. Don't judge.) to what toys he should take on vacation...sometimes though things can get real...

Sunday, September 6, 2015

Lies I Tell My Children-The Birthday Dog


It was a quiet evening, well before wedding bells and baby bottles, back in the day when we were living in sin and still sat next to one another on the couch. We were probably watching some VH-1 train wreck reality show...Pimpin' Preachers...Too Hot for Teacher...